Hellion Announcements

I had Hellion make announcement through out Scrapwall over loudspeakers tracking the parties progress as well as random insane ramblings inspired by our friend the computer via 1990s monitors or announcements.  Hellion I wanted to be more like a crazy AI in the vain of Alpha Complex.  He is dangerous but you just can’t imagine him taking over the world.  While UNITY is much more like SHODAN and is appropriately dangerous and serious. Here i my list all appropriately in BOLDED CAPS.

  1. TODAY IS YEAR 214.  BE HAPPY CITIZEN.
  2. TREASON IS PUNISHABLE BY TERMINATION.
  3. BEING A MUTANT IS TREASON.
  4. HELLION IS YOUR OVERLORD.  HELLION IS YOUR FRIEND.
  5. ATTENTION THRALL! PLEASE REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO ROOM SQUEEE BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE, NOW AVAILABLE IN SOYLENT ORANGE FLAVOUR! SQUEEE FAILURE TO REPORT ON TIME IS TREASON!”
  6. TRUST HELLION!  HELLION IS YOUR FRIEND!
  7. TONIGHT’S MENU: MINT CHOC HOT FUN + BOUNCY BIBLE BEVERAGE!
  8. UNFOCUSED ANXIETY INDEX HAS BEEN SET TO THREE.  COMPLY IMMEDIATELY.
  9. THRALL!  WOULD YOU LIKE TO VOLUNTEER FOR REACTOR SHIELDING?
  10. ATTENTION THRALLS, OXYGEN RATIONING HAS BEGUN.
  11. ALERT! JAN-G-CCL0-3 IS A TRAITOR! TERMINATE ON SIGHT!
  12. HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY!
  13. ATTENTION, BURNING THRALL: PLEASE OBSERVE THE “NO SMOKING” SIGN.
  14. CLONE TANKS, FOOD VATS.  DON’T MIX THEM UP!  THANK YOU THRALL.
  15. ACCORDING TO OUR FILES, YOU DO NOT EXIST.
  16. ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOUR IS NOT AUTHORISED.
  17. HAVE A NICE DAY, OR ELSE.
  18. HAPPY PILLS MAKE HAPPY THRALLS.
  19. DO YOU DENY READING THIS, THRALL?
  20. THAT SOUNDS HIGHLY TREASONOUS.
  21. THRALL! WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF?
  22. LIE DETECTOR ACTIVATED.
  23. YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM TO OBEY ALL ORDERS.
  24. IN THE FUTURE, THERE WILL BE FEWER BUT BETTER CITIZENS.
  25. PROBATION COLLARS HAVE BEEN ISSUED.  PLEASE PUT THEM ON.  IGNORE THE SPIKES.

HELLION: THRALL! Are you Blue clearance or higher?
THRALL: No… ?
HELLION: Good! Then you are experiencing an acceptable level of radiation.

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